O’NEILL: So, now what?
TEAL’C: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
O’NEILL: Call Daniel.
Trying to archive some comment!fic… here’s the “what happened next” tag for this scene (originally posted to redial_the_gate):
Daniel, on the phone: This is Daniel Jackson.
Teal’c: Daniel Jackson, it is I, Teal’c.
Daniel, otp: Hey, Teal’c, what’s up?
Teal’c: Colonel O’Neill and I are attending a cultural outing. Please join us.
*Daniel is distracted by moldy old book*
Daniel, otp: Hmm? Sure, Teal’c, sounds good.
Teal’c: We will pick you up in 15 minutes, Daniel Jackson.
Daniel, otp: Uh, OK, see you guys soon.
*15 minutes later as Daniel is buckling his seat belt in the back of Jack’s truck*
Daniel: So guys, what are we doing tonight?
Teal’c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
Jack: Oh yeah, this is going to be EPIC.
Jack: Hey, he thought of this one all on his own. I’m just the chauffeur.
Teal’c: I hope that it is red Jell-O. That is my favorite kind.
Jack: Yeah, red would be good - it’ll look like blood. Green would be sort of icky. And I bet it stains your skin.
*30 minutes later at the Hall of Jell-O Wrestling*
Teal’c: This is a formidable competition. The blonde female is very adept at keeping her balance on the slippery floor.
Jack: 10 bucks says that bikini top is coming off in the next 5… never mind.
Jack: Good choice, Teal’c.